To go to The Melting Pot and only order the melted cheese and chocolate, and consider that a meal.
To want my baby girl to talk/act like Agnes from Despicable Me. I realize she's animated and not real, but she's just soooo cute. See, look!
To not care when people give me the side-eye for carrying around a large Starbucks coffee whilst pregnant. It's called DECAF, Nosy McNoserson.
To care more than a little bit that my engagement ring is getting snug and I might not be able to wear it at the end of my pregnancy and I AM worried about the side-eye I'll be receiving from meddling old bitties in the supermarket who think I'm an unmarried harlot.
To ignore the comments I get when I waddle around the gym. "Haven't you had that baby yet?" or "You look like you're about to burst!" are my favorites. I credit staying active during my pregnancy for how good I feel and sleep, so I'm not gonna give it up just because my pregnant belly is only slightly larger than some of the beer-gutted men who make those comments.
To think Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a fantastic dessert.
To drink 3 glasses of skim milk per day. What my baby wants, my baby gets ;-)
To have $4.20 in fines at the library. Whoops.
To be selling my Friends DVDs on eBay. I am an anti-hoarder, and the boxes are taking up precious real estate in my attic. Besides, you can catch any episode re-run you want on TBS or basically any cable channel. It's fine. We were on a break.
"meddling old bitties" - ha!! i love milk too and will be drinking a TON if i'm ever pregnant. can't wait. haha.
ReplyDeletenoooo, not your FRIENDS dvds :) i have all the seasons too but i keep mine in a cd-type book/holder, that way i don't have the boxes,etc and they don't take up any space! i am a clean/neat freak so i had to come up with something. In fact, all my movies are in the same case as the FRIENDS seasons, so much space saved and gained.
ReplyDeleteEverything about this post is hilarious. Hope you're doing well- you are super cute with your prego self :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd tell me where to find those Friends DVDs on Ebay! I want!
Yikes, sorry gals! Too late! I sold them for $71, and though I almost shed a tear when I packed them up, I totally watched 3 episodes last night while working out, so I know I won't have to search too far to see Ross and Rachel get back together.
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