Showing posts with label Bachelor/ette. Show all posts
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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Dear Bachelorette Emily

Girlfriend, you are adorable, and I am loving you this season! You are keeping it real and asking the guys some tough questions. I also think you see through the BS, which is more than I can say about any of the other recent Bachelorettes. After reading through Leah's hilarious live Bachelorette blog, I have these suggestions for you:

Ok, Doug. Used to like him, but watching him get all worked up over nothing was a huge turn off. Now I just want him to go.

Ryan = TOOL. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but definitely the biggest.
Nate... who are you??? Doesn't matter, as soon as you started crying I knew you were done-zo.
Alejandro? You look greasy, and last night was the first time I've heard you speak. You won't last.
Jef, I think you're precious, but the mop top flapping in the wind made me gag a little. You have that shy vibe that Emily has, so I could see them working but not for the long haul. But the bonus is that they could share skinny jeans.
Sean, you're cute and sweet and southern but I just don't dig guys with blond eyebrows. It's a dealbreaker. Sorry! You'd make a great Bachelor though!
Arie - I like skinny guys, he has that dreamy vibe, but I read Reality Steve so I am torn as to whether or not I can love you.

Poor Charlie!!! He was one of my favorites. Please go on Bachelor Pad so you can have more TV exposure and find a nice girl.

Who's watching with me??? Who's your favorite Bachelor?