When getting up at 3:30am to feed Anna, I literally walked into the wall. Like, slammed into it. And I have the forehead welt to prove it.
I accidentally signed an email with "Audraz" and I kind of want that to be my name now.
I told Jon that I maked dinner. You read that right. I said maked.
I've spilled coffee on every outfit I've worn this week.
I wore high heels for the first time in months yesterday and today I feel like I'm recovering from toe surgery.