So what if...
~ My skirt is wrinkled today. I'm bringing wrinkles back (yeah!)
~ All I can think about before bed is that I get to wake up in the morning and have coffee
~ I am a defensive driver. My commute is a little longer in the new house, and even on a different side of town, I am still convinced that all drivers out there except me are FRIGGIN IDIOTS.
~ I am certain my neighbors think I'm having an affair with the UPS man. Why else would he be delivering packages to my house every day? (Answer: Because I am addicted to Amazon Prime)
~ I am legitimately worried that if Amazon Prime starts offering 2-day shipping on groceries that I may never leave the house and will become a hermit.
~ I have an irrational fear of deleting emails at work
~ I have an obsession with throwing things away at home. Jon may leave me someday because I threw away some important piece of paper or object one too many times.
~ Robin Thicke is rapidly creeping up to the top of my "list." You know what list I mean.